Jonas Brothers - Lovebug - Official Music Video (+ Lyrics)

November 10th, 2008 - No Responses

Official music video for Lovebug by the Jonas Brothers taken from their album “A Little Bit Longer” now available on iTunes.

Lyrics:

Talking:
Hey Ming,uh, I thought there were going to be chicks at this party
Yeah but they’re bringing PIZZA they’re also gonna have diet coke…
Well dude, guys guys, they’ll be here
Hey Guys
Hey, Hey Man
So Huh..Did you bring me a…
Hey, uh Ming, Joe’s not a girl, and I thought you…

Nick:
Called her for the first time yesterday(OMG)
Finally found the missing part of me
Felt so close, but you were far away
Left me without anything to say

Joe:
(chorus):
Now I’m speechless, over the edge, I’m just breathless, I never thought that I’d catch this LOVE BUG,again
Hopeless, head over heels, In the moment, I’d never thought that I’d get hit by this LOVE BUG, again

Talking:
Dude, I don’t know
I’m Eating
…diabetes…
(mumbling)
No WAY, John Taylor!!!
NO WAY!!!
(mumbling)(again)
Unbelievable

Nick:
I can’t get your smile out of my mind
Joe: (i can’t get you out of my mind)
I think about your eyes all the time
Your beautiful, but you don’t even try
Joe: (you don’t even, don’t even try)
Modesty is just so hard to find

Joe:
(chorus)
Now I’m speechless, over the edge, I’m just breathless, I never thought that I’d catch this LOVE BUG,again
Hopeless, head over heels, In the moment, I’d never thought that I’d get hit by this LOVE BUG, again

Nick:
Kissed her for the first time yesterday
Everything I wished that it would be
Suddenly, I forgot how to speak
Hopeless, Breathless, Baby can’t you..see

Joe: NOW I’M!!!!!!!!
Picking my nose on our bus
Kevin,Joe,Nick:
(chorus)
Now I’m speechless, over the edge, I’m just breathless, I never thought that I’d catch this LOVE BUG,again
Now I’m hopeless, head over heels, In the moment, I’d never thought that I’d get hit by this LOVE BUG, again!!

ohhhhoh LOVE BUG, AGAIN!

Talking:
(clapping)
Great Job
Everybody thank you
Ok, Thank for the Pizza
I’ll see you next year,MAN
GET OFF THAT CAKE!!
Hey, Don’t forget to turn the generator off
I dropped my PENCIL
(door closes)
Bye, see you guys

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ALL SUMMER LONG - KID ROCK - OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO (+ LYRICS)

September 3rd, 2008 - No Responses

Official Music Video of All Summer Long performed by Kid Rock.

Lyrics:
It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It’s the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn’t have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking ’bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She’ll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We’d blister in the sun
We couldn’t wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking ’bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I’ll hear that song and I’ll start to sing along
And think man I’d love to see that girl again

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

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